Thursday, April 29, 2010

Dictionary Part 3

Awesome: while most use it as a positive term, many connotations (especially in this world) have it meaning the opposite. As in “Awesome that you’re already at the bar while I’m sitting here on my bum and watching Golden Girl reruns.” See the subtle difference?

Effort: that thing that’s apparently too hard for others to do and what I’m tired of being the only one to care about and give.

Epic: a word to describe a completely, unequivocally large situation that is most likely being over dramatized. Deal.

Hot Irish BrianTM : (just because I needed something happy in this entry). The standard for “real” guys. You know, since not everyone has a David Beckham at their disposal we come up with real life people to judge by. And yes, I know this is insane:)

Phone Throwing: a therapeutic activity done in an act of rage or emotional breaking that feels quite good and rather cathartic. Warning: said therapeutic endeavor should not be undertaken with a Blackberry.

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